This penis cost £0.5m to remove and is therefore possible the most expensive vandalism in history. Vandals supposedly spray-painted a giant penis on the bonnet of a £1.5m supercar.
The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport is the world’s most expensive production car, and does nought to 60 in 2.6 seconds.
The Veyron boasts 1200hp, more than many dedicated racing cars, but is street legal.
The picture provoked Tony Stark, Iron Man, to claim that the vehicle was his on Twitter… (or it may have been an impersonator).
Commenters on Reddit exploded in masculine outrage, with many suggesting that you should never draw penises on another man’s ride, or, inexplicably, that anyone who might commit such a crime might well draw a penis on the Mona Lisa.
The real owner has yet to comment.